Divine Customer Care

Posted: November 12, 2010 in Love and Relationships, Religion

A few days ago a most wonderful friend of mind sent me an email containing this absolutely┬ámarvelous┬ámessage from an anonymous person. Based on the content I would say the person is a Geek, like myself. Regardless, Geek or not, I thought I would share it with my readers today. Thanks Millicent…



Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well , after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love.
Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your
permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge
and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself.
Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order
to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already.
It says, “Error – Program not running on internal components.” What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your
Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files:Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory.
The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it iscompletely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart.Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before We hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

I hope this helps put into perspective the lives of everyone who reads this. Also remember ┬áKeep Love in Your Heart at ALL times…

  1. Millicent says:

    Jesse, I’m so glad you liked this clever piece on Love Tech Support.

    Thanks for being a loving, creative and supportive person, especially with regard to technology. Its a beautiful, complex and ever changing living organism! It takes TLC to help others “get it” and grow with it.

    Thanks for your Light and for the work you do!

  2. jlbolden says:

    You are welcome Millicent and thanks for the kind words.

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